We understand!

We understand. Life with dogs brings so much joy—the loyalty, the energy, the little things that make every day better. But cleaning up after them? That part isn’t anyone’s favorite. That’s why we’re here, to keep your yard clean and your time free for what really matters—enjoying your dog.

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Sanitize & Deodorize: Our sanitization protocol removes germs like Parvovirus (CPV) and Leptospira spp. and gets rid of yard odors.

Sterile & Safe: Equipment and clothing are treated before and after every visit to prevent spreading germs.

Save Time: Let our sanitization protocol handle the dirty work so you can enjoy more time with your pets.

Healthier Yard: A poop-free yard is cleaner, safer, and stress-free for your family.

No Hassle: Rain or shine, we take care of it—worry-free.

Eco-Friendly: Waste is disposed responsibly, off-site when selected, keeping your yard and the planet clean.

Safe & Transparent: Photo of your locked gate after every visit and text notifications before arrival.

Trusted & Discreet: Discrete is Discreet—professional and reliable every time.

Reliable and Safe Technicians

At Discrete each recruit passes a rigorous background check and completes detailed field training before earning the title of Scoop Squad Technician, a small graduation that means a lot to us. Our teams work on time, to standard, and with full respect for your property and privacy, moving carefully and unobtrusively. You may not notice us, but you’ll know the job’s under control when everything feels cleaner, calmer, and a whole lot less… stinky-er…